GamerzLAN is going on TOUR! This has nothing to do with Massive LAN and nothing to do with the sale of some stuff. This has to do with the Spirit of GLAN. I have a meeting tomorrow with important city peeps (Even though it's a tour, not just Watertown) and I think this could be fun. I will fill you in. I prob should have shut up till papers are signed but,,, That's not me.
P34C3 0u7 Karza

Game Over.........

Message from Karza!

Last week I had an epiphone.

Viper wanted me to come down to his picnic outside of the GLAN. (His Day, all food and treats on him). I had to work..

For probably 5 weeks Tim asked me if I could make it. I always said. "Yeah." The day of the event came. Tim called me and messaged me every half hour asking me to be there. I was thinking he had something to talk about. An issue with a person at the GLAN or some other crap. That has always been the divide between Tim and Myself. He is responsible, I am Karza... Biggs (the bigg-est) sig to ever live) works with me and talked me into going down for his break before I went home. We were met by a a circle of geeks talking about games from before your grandma even picked up a joystick. This was something that I have to say will never happen again in Watertown. Ten people gathered around a cooler talking about Mega man bosses doesn't happen too often. Well, I guess I meant AT ALL! PS Bloodless brought a girl!

Back to Viper wanting me to be there... I looked at him and I said, "What?"

I expected him to have an issue with someone or something or some other Viper-managerial issue.

He looked at me and said, "What?"

All he wanted was for me to be there......... The tears Viper and I have shared will always make this worth it. Next time you take your girlfriend to a chick flick, learn from Viper and I. Cry........ It will get you laid! Trust me!

I love you guys, I love.....

James Shannon, I met Jimmy.net at my place of work and one day I brought in 1000 CD's. He looked at me and said, "I love you.111!!!" GLAN was his idea but I am bound by law to say that he doesn't know you...

Viper for holding all this shit together and being Me when I couldn't. Without Tim GamerzLAN would have died before some of you guys even knew it existed. The only reason he put up with less shit from Me than James Shannon is because Someone needs to put up with me and there can be only one.

Cain for waiting for that spanking (it's comin Son, don't fuk up) you have been through alot and I want you to know my family is there for you. Never in history has anyone ever been pwned like I owned you at Massive.. I mean come on Man... I really OWNED you... Slave. scratch my back! ;-)

AWal for pissing me off more than anyone your age ever did and never meant it ! It's just you are too smart (no, just plain SMART) I plan on sending you places I didn't go.

Outsider for bleeding all over the fukin place and having Teffer drive you to Drum and take a Guilfoyle ecnalumbA ( look in your rearview mirror-foos) all the way back to HGS when Guilfoyle is less than 300 feet away. This is when I met you guys, this is when and forever, We became friends.

OK, to make this fair I am going down the memberlist..

Dunpeal_III: Created Dulles, also contributed to the logo. A friend and keeper of the bone end forever. Constant consultant. One of My first contacts with the GLAN venture. Pat also is the first customer.

veerwolf: Nate's Father's tools and Nate's skillz helped build the GLAN. Without Veerwolf you would have nothing to sit on and never have the story of the Great Last Man Standing memory challenge of the_Details vs veerwolf.

Biggs: DAMN your sig is big. Thanks for making me scroll you bastard. Also thanks for taking the time to do the PHP update needed. I trust very few. .

Agent007: You are the best admin I have ever seen. You don't go personal. You just go right.

CaptainJaneway: Painter (she painted the frames behind the GLAN counter!).... GIRL.....

Goat_of_Fury:Justin, You have always added your puter into the First Night Fray and been there when I need you to. Thanks Man. I will forgive you for playing WoW!

saladin: My Brother in all this,my friend. Marcus goes back to the start. It doesn't take THREE WISE MEN to get this right!

goodcarr: Cheater (not) Half way through the wall kinda guy,,,,Just ask his school. The GLAN 1.0 was heralded in by this D3 release night modicker.. Those that were there, rejoice! HE'S GETTING POWERUPS THAT AREN'T ON THIS LEVEL. OMFG!!!! HE's HALF WAY THROUGH THE FREKKIN WALL. ID NOCLIP

the_Details: NOPE...... I can say nothing here...... The GLAN for details is the RotJ for the ESB of gaming. More to follow.

Pandamonium: I just actually let a tear lose,,, When the GLAN closes it's doors. I expect your Mother to meet you at the door as you ride out on your case, I expect everyone to be there and I want cheers!!! Your Mother will think we are wierd and that's always kewl.

OK, I will finish this in a couple days.

^^^^^above requires a moment of silence^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ok, I gotta finish this tomorrow, k?

I will,,,, I will....

Click above to see what we have in the works for the next 720 hours of NON-STOP GAMING! Special admission price available now. 70 bucks for EVERYTHING! 24/7 from now till the doors close in about a month. This covers all gaming and hanging out with the friends we have all met over the past two years. Admission w/o membership is $5 Sunday and weekdays $10 Fri and Sat.

Return of the King: Karza LAN

THIS FRAKKIN WEEKEND! June 30th-July 2nd

GLANniversary Three Day LAN May 26 – 28, 2006!

Now its time to celebrate it all. Because it is our two year GLANNIVERSARY!

OMGWTFLMAOBBQ on Friday and Saturday! Come get a heapin’ helping of chow cooked with a little touch of GLAN. This event will be open to all members of the public, our sponsors, family members, pets, and random hobos on the street. Bawls will be on tap all weekend long.

DDR Idol. SPONSORED BY RED OCTANE! You’ve heard of American Idol, but now you are about to witness a new breed of reality gaming. Our three GLAN judges will evaluate you dancing your heart out. One song. One chance. One DDR Idol. Two other DDR challenges both Friday and Sunday.

GLANpardy! Jeopardy, America’s favorite game show comes to GamerzLAN. Test your knowledge on videogames, PCs and technology.

Tomb Raider Legend Time Trials – Test your skill and race the clock in the newest Lara Croft adventure.

Live local bands all weekend long! In between sets we’ll be cranking out tunes from Watertown’s Number One music station - Real Rock 100.7FM

Friday, May 26th

Saturday, May 27th

Sunday, May 28th

Counter Strike: Source Tournament

This event is going to be massive! 75 seats available. Sweet contests, amazing prizes, and a fraggin’ good time. Two years in the bag? Hell were just getting started!!!!!!!

Karza Speaks at JCC!

Jym would like to thank Tim Grosse for offering him to speak to his honors class. Possibly the second week of May we can see a JCC road trip bringing them to the compound. Any and all who know Rich Merryman be sure to tell him, " Jym said that's awesome!" he'll understand. Happy Easter to all ya GLANiacs and props go out to Use-Bombs for the insane donation of a FUKIN TRON Arcade Cabinet! Hell's YEAH!

Three Day LAN! April 7, 8, and 9, 2006!

It’s the end of the world! What are you going to do? Take shelter at the GamerzLAN of course!

Friday, April 7th

Saturday, April 8th

Sunday, April 9th

Counter Strike: Source Tournament

For you role players D&D 3.5 Tournament running all weekend long!

Get more info for RPGs HERE! End of the world themed movies running all weekend long.

Two performances by local rock gods

Baron Von Sauce

Only $20 for the whole weekend! Don’t have a computer? We’ve got rentals with all the games you need!

Fifty seats are available, but this event promises to be huge so book in advance.

These guys hope to see you there!

But come anyway, kthx ;-)

Sponsored by Alienware, Bawls, and NVIDIA

*Times and prizes for events will be announced soon.

AWal kicks some in the Red Octane DDR Challenge at GamerzLAN!

Enjoy your prize, Alex! Can you hold the throne at GLANageddon?

GamerzLAN of Watertown, NY presents the return of the Annual Leper Con LAN 2.0!

March 17, 18 and 19, 2006 at the GamerzLAN Compound in Watertown, New York $15 for one night - $20 buys you the entire weekend!

We'll be booting up some Battlefield 2, Counter Strike: Source, Day of Defeat: Source, Unreal Tournament 2004, Call of Duty 2, and plenty more. For all you console addicts we will have THREE Xbox 360s ready for you. DDR, Burnout: Revenge and HALO 2 are just a few of the titles well have loaded up for competition. And dont forget, you can see it all in HiDef GLAN-o-Vision on our larger than life projection screen!

To celebrate the Irish spirit (Them Irish, they love to fight) we'll be hosting a Fight Night 3 tournament on the XBOX 360 with a cash prize.

Food and drink (Yeah, weve got BAWLS) will be available all weekend and GLAN will be running movies throughout the day on the big screen. Weve also worked out a deal with a local hotel to offer attendees a discounted rate, in case you dont think you can handle a straight 48 hours of gaming (n00b).

Current Schedule (some events may change)

FRIDAY MARCH 17, 2006

Queen August in Concert @ LeperCON

Enter the realm of Queen August. There are many bands in NNY but Queen August has been hand picked by me because this band is driven....

Why listen to me when you can read this review of the Battle of the Bands at the State Office Building -- Dulles BTW :)

Queen August: This band blew me out of my chair. As soon as I heard the first 20 seconds of their first song, I knew I would like them. The keyboard player who sings, or vice versa, was un-fucking-believable. His voice was so accurate I couldn't believe what I was hearing. The guitar player had a unique playing style that made him remembered even after leaving the stage. His first solo blew my mind, The bass player was not only fun to watch, but very good and "unlike" any bass player in style. Very strange basslines, very odd. But the drummer was the kicker. The kid had to be only 18 years old and he drums better than ANY player I have seen out of this area for a long time. Always on the beat, and as flashy as a lot of pro players in the jazz field. I will admit that there is no keyboard player anywhere in this area that could keep up to that guy. He had three on stage and as far as I could see, handled them all. The songs were so trippy, but not enough to be cliche. Where the fuck did this band come from? Seriously... I was floored. ~Allen Weaver (WWTY)

Leper Con 2.0

March 17, 18, and 19 marks the return of the annual Leper Con LAN. In the Irish spirit we will be having a Fight Night 3 (XBox 360) tournament winner take all of a minimum purse of 50 bucks. Fight Night? OK, we will watch that in HiDef GLAN-o-Vision before the tourny just to get ya in the mood.

Other gamez you will need to make sure are loaded are Battlefield 2 (Special Forces), Star Wars Battlefront II, Counter Strike: Source and of course UT 2004. You gotta be in it to win so get yer ass in the game.

CORRECTION: above was wrongly stated (by me) as UT2003 should be UNREAL TOURNAMENT 2004. Sorry for any inconveniences if it caused any, 347 meh!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

GamerzLAN is here to stay!

Same Bat time, Same Bat Place. All I have to say is a local bank Rocks! More info to come but things at the GLAN are gonna be "heating" up!

First Night a Success!!

Thanks to the GLANiacs EVERYONE was a huge help. Viper "stop saying my name", Ternick "top rung of the ladder", Killalot "breakalot o' Bawls", Kane "nothing is booting", Cloud "call my Dad", Bloodless "didn't get to jam the guitar game", AWal "DDR Fairy", ST "go to the store", Panda "am or pm", and a couple guys I am sure I forgot or don't know your name. I want to have a big get together so I can actually meet some of you guys and play IN a few games against ya or part of your team. I know you all can pull your weight in a team setting and I am happy to have you guys watching my back. Happy New Year! P34C3 0u7 ~Karza

GLAN Open Fri Dec 30th!

By request the GLAN facility will be open Friday (New Years Eve EVE) So be there!

Merry Christmas from GLAN schedule announcement!

Happy Holidays to all. Had a great time Tuesday. Guitar Hero RAWKS! Bloodless is a star WEWT! GLAN will be open Fri 23rd but closed 24th and 25th for Christmas. Our next LAN will be the First Night Bash on New years Eve at The Dulles State Office Building in Watertown, NY. Sign up in our forum if you can help us out with the setup or running of this event. We need girls to be Bawls Girls and I will pay 20 bucks plus 1 dollar for every four Bawls sold to each girl (need at least 2) so tell yer sister or her hot friend. IM Karza if you are interested in this. Have a great Holiday everyone and keep your fingers crossed for everything to work out ok in the coming month for ths GLAN. P34C3 0u7! ~Karza

AT GLAN!

Possibly even at our Xmas/ Video Game Awards Video Shoot Tuesday 12/10! That is like tommorrow or tonight depending on when you are reading this. Stop on in and find out WTF it's all about.

Raves about Gamerz LAN!

That was an awesome last sat. Although the Bloodless will never play counterstrike source again it was a blast to basically own Killalot's team and to get hopped up on bawls. A great turnout and some great games are why the Bloodless defrosts his car at 7 at night and wears six layers of clothing and stays up until 6 in the morning when he should be sleeping. It is great to see new faces(Chris, and Chris and the mysterious Killalot..lol) and to see alot of the old ones making cameo appearances (including the onery Doctor Abortion who almost impaled his car with a shovel). And now that Karza may be returning to the throne, the Bloodless thinks that temporary lan funk may be approaching an end.

And to all the nay sayers the Bloodless says nay. Because while you are playing WOW at home cursing at Elf_Ranger you are missing out on a watertown institution that at any time could be more endangered than the dinsasours(the Bloodless knows not how to spell that word) if not for the valiant efforts of people like Karza, Viper, Kain, Awal and a host of others. The Bloodless dares to say that for gamers looking for a real gaming experience to cap off a long week of work and play, Gamerzlan is the shimmering light at the end. And as the Bloodless has seen from this weekend...the lan is back in full swing. The Bloodless looks forward to the weeks ahead and some great games! ~Bloodless

Karza has Returned read more HERE

Gamerz LAN at First Night!

This New Years Eve Gamerz LAN will be returning to First Night with a couple added games and expanding on what was popular last year.
2 12 foot projection units featuring the new XBox 360 gaming system from Microsoft and DDR Dance Dance Revolution featuring totally interactive imaging software/hardware that puts you into the game-- literally!
Many High End Gaming Computers networked together so you can play with your friends or play on the internet on High Speed Internet brought to you by Westelcom.
Free Samples of the Exclusive Beverage of Gamerz LAN: Bawls Guarana- only available in upstate NY at the GLAN compound and at First Night! (limited : while supplies last)
Any GLANiacs who want to help out this year stop in the forums and let us know!

FREE year of Gamerzlan Xbox 360 contest!

OK GLANiacs and fellow Friends and your Families. I have a mission here that could save you a hill of cash as far as your monthly GLAN allowance.

GamerzLAN is about what? GAMEZ!

The XBox 360 is? A GAME!

How can I call the GLAN a serious gaming establishment without us having a bunch of 360s to be played by a new breed of gamerz who will be the third wave of GLANiacs in the history of GamerzLAN?** See the waves of GLAN coming soon for more info!

Karza wants to purchase 10-20 XBox 360s when they release on the 22nd of November.
This is where all of you come into play.
I will pay full retail sticker price for any and EVERY Xbox 360 before Dec. 1st. That is in hand... not on mail order/ on it's way from ebay/ etc.
If you feel you can get one and need the money upfront talk to me in person and we will make this happen.
Ebay orders recieved on or before Dec 1st will count but GLAN will not pay more than 5% above retail price and anything over retail requires a reciept.
The GLANiac who makes available the most XBox 360s to Karza's grubby little hands gets 1 full year of free admission to GamerzLAN. All of 2006 is free to walk in the door each and every day we are open!! How's that for a prize? There are 2 types of 360s. The Premium and the core. To make this fair the Core is 1 point and the premium is 1.5. The person with the most points gets the free year. Bundles are negotiable but what I am interested in is the system if you want to buy a bundle and sell me the console for 300-400 and keep the games that is an option too.
Any questions or if you need to work out money details IM me or keep an eye on this thread in the forum. Xbox 360 Contest Good luck, this is gonna be a great year!!! P34C3 0u7

LANnibal Hector October 28th and 29th

Oh yeah! ANOTHER big LAN you say? Hells Yeah, I say. The theme of this LAN is F.E.A.R. the game and FEAR of the Devil!

Starting at 6pm with Free Play till 9 to get stuff together and everyone setup.

9pm F.E.A.R. MP tournament

Midnight Friday The Exorcist: Dominion (the unreleased original version by Paul Shrader not the hack job that made it to the screen, people. This one's a thinking mans psychological terror fest.

3am The Exorcist: William Peter Blatty's masterpiece of horror. This is the scariest movie EVER made!

Saturday morning 5am bring a jar with holes in the top so we can catch some Fireflies on the big screen. Wouldn't that be a disposition free from stress or emotion?

Saturday morning 5am till Noon :UT CTF

1pm-4pm BF2

5pm-8pm Day of Defeat: Source for cash ($5 entry to be eligible for cash prize. You can still play for free but not win mullah)

8pm-11 Flat Out Races and Bonus Games Challenge

Midnight- The Exorcist II: the Heretic: Possibly the worst film EVER made!

3am- The Exorcist III: Legion- One of the most over looked horror films EVER! A worthy successor to the Pazzuzu Throne. Starring George C. Scott (ask R-Type about this guy)

Some of this is subject to change of course but I wanted to come up with a framework as far in advance as possible.

Quake 4 RoxXors: Ternick Morki wins Q4 raffle

Ternick wins the raffle beating out ST's 6 ticket late entry,,, man that sucks for ST, Rocks for TM! Everyone get this game I think it's going to be a huge hit at the GLAN, see ya Friday for some Q4 action..

IT'S OUT! Play QUAKE 4 EXCLUSIVELY AT GAMERZLAN tonight at 8pm

Yup, you read it. I got it, you can play it. ALL OF YOU! Bring your box and come try out this new game from id and Raven. Sith will still happen too.

Q4 late so SITH happens at the LAN in GLAN-O-VISION

Yeah, it's not out.. (least not yet- but things do change) So in normal captain obvious hidden message mode all I can say is SITH happens around 8pm tonight. Be there, I will.

Vivendi Sucks a little less

Be at GLAN tonight (Sat Oct 15th) to be one of the first peeps in the USA to play F.E.A.R. Vivendi is giving us a first time go at this gem and I have to say as it sits on my drive at home you will not be let down. At least till Vivendi pulls the plug and sticks it hard to us once again. Tribes :V anyone? Sorry, had to say it. I am in cahoots with the enemy to bring you all F.E.A.R. tonight. Be there....

Thanks

To all the GLANiacs! Karza PROMISES to be there Saturday night (unless of course something beyond my control happens)- Notice I didn't say, "HIS" control. I will leave all the third person sp34k to bloodless. There will be a live widget podcast including the guy with the cool-aid, the man willing to make your plan, director of yo mammies concubine rotary reception committee casting couch spring checker-upper... Jym "karza: Lawlor. W00t is out,,, can I get a wewt wewt?? I want to thank some of you guys for helping hold the GLAN together in my absence. Without these peeps the GLAN woulda been in a world o' shit.
Viper.. The guys that helped build GamerzLAN from Westelcom thought you were the shiznit. And if Cotton Krusty fuks wid you one more time kick him in the grill! Viper has been my right and left hand man for months now. Thanks Viper.
Kain Kent.. through thick and thin you have been reliable and that means alot. Why you want to kick Outsiders ass I will never understand but such is life. Hopefully I can keep you busy at the GLAN and make you some mullah. But life insurance from Jake os out of the question!
ST.. When we are in a pinch you have thrown yourself on the grenade. Thanks. GLAN patch 1.07 has added credit for taking one in the line of duty. Plan on getting some points.
Turk... I mean Ternick Morki.. lol. I thank you for not cutting my throat when I bash your name. RPG afternoon is gonna break some rules and I look forward to it.
Holy Cloud.. ya know what? You rock.. talk to me about incentives to get new faces.. Others that know they should have been mentioned don't need to be mentioned because as I said,..they know.. thanks all. See ya Saturday unless ya F.E.A.R. me.

Quake 4 raffle and release party!

Tuesday October 18th we will have a Q4 release party. GamerzLAN will be raffling off a brand new in the box retail copy of the game. Tickets are 5 bucks each or 3 for 10 and will be available this Tuesday Fri Sat and Sunday afternoon plus the day of the event. We will draw before 9 so there will still be time to buy a copy at EB from Sway. Good Luck GLANiacs and because you have all been so helpful and attendance is at an all time high I want to show my appreciation so Q4 for FOUR bucks will be the door charge. Fourth person to pay gets a free raffle ticket for the game as well. Happy Fraggin! ~Karza P34C3 0u7

New GLAN Schedule starting this weekend

Open EVERY Friday @6pm for Anything Goes Night

Starting this Friday Sept 30th GamerzLAN will add Friday to the existing schedule. The new week will now be:

Tuesday BF2sday price: 5 bucks / time: 6pm-?

Friday Anything Goes! price: first four in the door pay only 7 bucks; 10 bucks everyone else / time: 6pm-4am(free monitor rentals all night)

Saturday PC LAN Party 6pm-4am 10 bucks for 10 hours!

Coming soon Sunday Afternoon RPG

Final Fantasy: Advent Children in GLAN-o-Vision

GLAN wants to thank the GLANiacs for yet again another kick ass weekend. Our attendance has been record breaking and it just keeps getting better. You guys rock! As a show of appreciation GLAN will be open Saturday at noon free of charge. Bring your quarters though because Tekken is a must.

At 2pm we will show the 2 hour "trailer" of Final Fantasy : Advent Children starring eminem. Yes,,,,,, it really has eminem in it ;-) Be there or don't!

Crkfiend Wins Tekken Tag Tourny!

Grats go out to Crkfiend for winning the first double elimination Tekken tournament. Make sure everyone stops down and checks out the new arcade madness.

A Gamer iz born!!!

WoW! How can someone play a MMORPG and still find time to have sex? Maybe you need to give lessons to Justin? One of our favorite mods Agent007 and his wife Agent-Amyhadababy have had the best thing life can throw at them. A Beautiful baby boy! Sucks that Karza called it and Cap'n' Janeway gets to name him!

Born Sept 13th at 1:12 pm his name is Isaac James Quonce. He is 9lbs 13oz and he is 21.5 inches long. Also he looks just like Daddy with a dash of Mommy to make him a keeper! Best of everything to you guys, we love ya and are there as long as we don't have to change a diaper! Honestly, I think you two will be such good parents I will lift the have-a-baby curse and turn it into a blessing! Sarah even says, "You can keep the name!"

I guess I will even stop the Regan popup For a couple days cause cute and scariest shit on Earth do not go hand in hand...

Angelus1981 is the weiner!

The 5.1 Logitech Surround Sound System has found a home! Congrats!

Return of the Son of LAN Camp :Dulles' Revenge 9/9-9/11

As a bare minimum install these games if you want to be in most of the events.

• BF2
• CS:S HL2:DM
• Return to Castle Wolfenstein
• UT
• UT2k4
• CoD:UO
• Quake 3
• Doom 3--- There is a reason for this one -maybe ;-)
• Jedi Knight 2
• Far Cry
• Trackmania Sunrise :Demo
• Trackmania
• Flat Out-- Should be a reason for this too
• Colin Mcrae demo year TBD

And all the games in the_Details game library which was listed months ago

Like we have said we have SIXTY hours to game. 6 0 There will be some method to the madness and a partial reason why nothing is set in stone. I want LAN Camp to be the best LAN we have ever had. I don't want any arguments over schedules and I will give several hours notice to upcoming events and what you need installed. If you don't have it installed after the announcement we will begin anyway after two hours. WITH NO HARD FEELINGS. Basically, there will be many events and participation is not mandatory. There will be many things on hand for those who do not have the listed retail games in form of demos and lesser graphic hungry games if we are playing a demanding game that will span over several hours. Trust me it ain't gonna suck. this list is subject to change and can be modified without prior notice to attendees of GLAN and at no additional expense to the GLAN or any associattes. BTW the whole weekend is 20 bucks and 5 if you want a monitor. 2.50 if only one night (monitor) There will be NO one night paybreaks so please don't ask. We are trying to get some serious stuff going on here and your 20 donation to the cause is greatly appreciatted. So don't whine like a cheapskate bitch and fork over the cash. We accept extra donations to the commercial fund because the puppy is gonna air before the snow hits or I'll cut all my hair off!! ¬Karza

Congrats to the winner of next years 4D Mark Challenge

This just in::: An AMD X mach8 running at 8.6 Ghz was awarded next year to the winner of our soon to be annual 4D Mark 07. Kudos go out to Johnny T for his whopping 2036 beating our soon to be former 2008. When asked, "What's under the hood?" Johnny said the secret is in the trunk. Nice amo case mod I might add too. But the stickers are a little corny.

Picz are back online!!

By popular demand the GamerzLAN picz of past events are back online and on a new and improved (and medically tested) server-Thanks Quickdraw. Take a click on the left PICZ section and peruse our thumbnails. Look for pics from Massive LAN very soon.

Live from MASSIVE LAN!!

CJs are willing to link up in the near future so look forward to some fun from our friends out West. Also congrats to Cyber Jocks for opening the Texas location this weekend! Thanks to Nick for the guided tour. We certainly hope so....... Hey folks, this is Karza coming to you live from Massive LAN. Everything is going great so we thought we would post some pictures that our friend Sockie the MoBo had taken on the exodus to Massive. More to come! P34c3 0u7

TNL NEWZ!!

From last night forward every Tuesday we will have a 6-10pm Battlefield 2 Tuesday Night League (TNL- bet you thought it was a geforce refference ya geeks!) Last night had 7 soldiers at the compound as a test run on the [G]LAN Trinity Server (F][lter your admin) and it came off nicely. By next week the GLAN plans on having a little boost in the bandwidth and going synchronous to allow more GLANiacs to reach outside ranked servers from within the Newell Street location. Not to be confused with our North Meadow Street location of course.

If you are interested just drop in Tuesday night between 6 to 10 and we will hook you up. Price for the league is just 5 bucks a Tuesday but bring some change for some Bawls cause you know you want one or two! Frag ya Saturday and see ya Tuesday! ~GLAN_Karza

BF2 TNL: Battlefield 2 Tuesday Night League Starts Tuesday June 28th 6pm-10!

It's time to kick off our Summer BF2 League. We will have a little meeting of the minds and some playtime tomorrow 6/28/05 at 6pm till 11. So stop on down and lets get this thing underway. We have limited spots available and they are filling up fast. Cost for weekly BF2 Tuesday Night League is only 5 bucks to cover expenses. Bring extra cash though because we will have plenty of Bawls all summer long! For more details stop in and check it out. If you don't feel you have the skillz sign up anyway and I'm sure you can use this opportunity as a learning tool as there will be some very good players on hand who I am sure will be more than happy to teach you Padawan! Also, watch the forum for information re: the official GamerzLAN ranked server coming soon brought to you by Filter and GamerzLAN! What are you waiting for? Start fighting or we'll find someone who can!

Battlefield 2 Summer League Signups Open Now!

OK, folks. We are starting a weekday once a week Battlefield 2 Summer League in the next few weeks that will run all summer long. We will create the first official GLANclan and take part in ladder matches and organized practices at a time to be determined by GLAN Peeps availability. I am thinking a weekday night from 6-10 or 7-11. This is open for debate and we will have a meeting at the GLAN next week sometime to talk over our plans.

blueBomber's GLANiMac Modding Contest

Ever wanted to tear your parent's computer apart and transform it into a gaming beast? Here's your chance. Visit the forums for official rules and more.......stuff! CHECK IT OUT

Guaranteed to Sit Where You Want For a Buck!

Due to overwhelming attendance at our last few LAN parties, and Spring right around the corner you may want to reserve one of our stations and a 21 inch monitor for the following week. We have 17 monitor stations and 12 bring your own monitor seats available, on a first-come, first-serve basis. So if you want to make sure you are sitting by your teammates or just NOT sitting by someone that bugs you reserve a spot for 1 buck! Your name will be placed on the station and we will hold it untill 8 or any reasonable time request if you ask us in advance- Hey we're fair- some people have to work for a living! Think ahead and team up with yer buds or just plain hide from that "certain someone" that may talk to much or smells funny ;-)

21 inch Monitor rentals the night of the event are $2.50 a small price to pay to not have to lug your monster CRT around in yer car.

Green LAN Leper.con breaks records!

Viper Wins 1GB Centon Memory Kit

Green LAN Leper.CoN was a huge success as GLANiacs packed the GamerzLAN compound this weekend for the chance to win Centon's latest low latency dual kit memory! All participants had a great time due to our sponsors Centon Memory, and BAWLS . More Pictures soon in the G-Lan Gallery.

Many thanks go out to the "Little People" who worked dilligently behind the scenes to make this LAN one of our best ever. The_Details, Agent007, R-Type, Bloodless, Blue Bomber, and all the rest of the gang deserve a hearty "\/\/3|| |)0/\/3" for all their hard work.

Hades Wins B.R.E.E.D
in the_details Gamebits GLAN Forum Giveaway! Second chance-- First person to post the entire story all 260 3 word posts as one story wins a Bawls cap! Hurry.... tick tick tick. DING! Saladin wins the cap! Check out the forum to see this awesome peace of literature. Hunter is doing the roll knowing his face is an avatar involved in this masterpiece! Is that any way to treat your legends, bluebomber?

GreenLAN Leper.Con announced for Saturday March 19th!!

Win a Centon 1GB dual channel kit

(Low Latency PC3200 @ 2-2-2-5)

They're back......... It's the return of the Big LAN! With better weather comes our monthly Sponsored LANs aka the "BIG" LANs.

Sign up here First 18 sign ups get free Monitor rental!

Quest for Bawls Contest! prize ONE GIG CENTON DDR400 OK, we decided to go all out on this one. The ram will be given away in a drawing. No skillz needed! Sorry Details but yer gonna have to fight for this one :-) HOW do I get a ticket you might ask? There are several ways. Donate Bawls, make a video of your "Quest for Bawls", make people Love Bawls.

Ticket Values for Contest.

• 1 Ticket: Paid admission to Leper Con
• 10 Tickets per case of Bawls donated to GLAN (NO LIMITS!)
• 10 Tickets per home video submitted of your very own "Quest for Bawls" promote the GLAN by filming your run to Cuse, maybe even get a few Hooter girls to enjoy a beverage or five.
• Grand Prize 25 Tickets to the best video "Quest for Bawls" to be judged at Leper Con
All tickets will be included in a final drawing March 19th at GreenLAN Leper Con to win the memory! You gotta be in it to win it and there are plenty of ways to be in it. So go buy Bawls, give them to the GLAN and film it! Good luck GLANiacs! ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO AIRING OUR COMMERCIAL BY Better than the Last Productions Check their site for updates on their latest project Cold Winter. See below to check out the commercial!

Game schedule for Fri Feb 19th.

• Far Cry Boats and Racer
• Call of Duty: United Offense
• Jedi Outcast
• Tribes: Vengeance

GamerzLAN Dulles' LAN at First Night a huge success!

Jym and James want to thank all of the GLANers that made the First Night New Years Eve LAN possible. Without your help it could never have come across so well. You guys are the reason we do this and why our community of gamerz exists and the GLAN compound was constructed. Thank you so very much. :-)

We also would like to thank The Disabled Persons Org and all it's wonderful crew, the State Office Building security and engineering staff (we will see you guys in a game REAL soon!) Big kudos go out to Kathy and Sandra from Public Transportation for being so flexible and just all around great people, it sure was fun watching the fireworks through the front window of a moving bus standing past the yellow line.. Karza=rebel. Woot Woot!

I haven't received official word on participation but my guess is two to three hundred and I think it may actually be higher. Bawls was a huge hit so next time we will be sure to have the high octane drink in double doses to satisfy the masses. The channel 10 news gave us some good air time with the drowned rat interview of Karza and some shots of the news woman dancing on the DDR along with some very familiar looking kids getting down and funky.

Well friends, Welcome to 2k5 (so where is the new UT2K5?) Expect some kewl news in the next few days with the return of the Monthly sponsored LAN and LAN memberships with Bawls in Feb. Talk to you in a few and again... Thx

GamerzLAN Commercial by Better than the Last Productions

Check out the GLAN TV Spot. Click on the TV Commercial link on the left menu.

GamerzLAN First Night LAN New Years Eve 11th floor Dulles State Office Building

Come party with the GLAN. We have scheduled the following bands to make this a very unique LAN experience.
• Caustic
• Vanity Horror Story
• Curse What is Sacred
• Isolate by Amputation
• Cannae
• No Ware Fast
• Tink & Gramps
Looking for peeps to volunteer and bring their rig to show some new people what the GLAN is all about. Anybody helping out will get free admission.

More info to come PM GLAN_Karza if you can offer your services.

Anybody that can help out with some extra TVs would be greatly appreciatted.

GLAN Open Saturday teh 11th and next Friday teh 17th and Sat teh 18th

Saturday schedule

Tribes :Vengeance 8-10 if not enough retail players we will play the demo

Flat Out 10-11

Call Of Duty United Offence Dr. Abortions challenge #2.5 11-1am

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Halo Tourny a success,Console Fridays now every other week at GLAN!

Oh yeah, we had a great night (unless your name is Hornet and Panda and you lost by one point ;-) Due to the success of last night's Event Gamerzlan will now be open every OTHER Friday (the 1st friday and the Friday following the 15th of every month) for Console Mayhem from 6pm till Midnight more details to follow.

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Half Life Dew err 2: race to install contest in forum

OK GLAN Peeps. Jym here with a little contest. First 4 screenshots of HL2's menu screen (then there are no spoilers) to show you have the game installed AND activated will win a 2 liter of Mountain Dew. The FIRST shot gets a month of free monitor rentals to go with your Dew. If you already have a VIP membership I will give you 10 bucks off next months membership to make up for the monitor rentals. If you don't have a membership the free Monitors can be traded for 10 bucks off December VIP membership. Payable by Dec 1st. Go Dew it!

UPDATE:11/16/04 Looks like we have a winner! Agent007 has won a 2l bottle of Dew and can have a month of free monitors or 10 bucks off a VIP membership for Dec. Quickdraw and BlueBomber win a 2 liter. BTW, anybody stoked about tonight's release>? I have the entire week off so I am sitting here waiting for Steam to let my copy go!

Halo Tourny Friday Nov 19th 6pm!

Hornet has setup a Halo tourny. Following is from his post in the forums. More info to come.

So what do u guys think of setting up a halo 2 tournament for november 19th at 6pm til whenever.

It should be a 2vs2 and be 20 bucks a team or 10 bucks a person for you math wizards.

 

Sign up HERE

Gametype should be team deathmatch to 50 kills. All levels should be chosen at random. And team colors should be picked by a coin toss. The winning team of the toss gets to pick color or if they want to host.

Im thinking the first round of the tournament should be determined by how many teams show up. We should set it up by letting each team play so many games at random against a set amount of opposing teams depending on how many teams are there. Then at the end of each game we should record the scores and then at the end of those random matches we take the top killing teams and put them in a playoff bracket.

Then each playoff round should be a best 2 out of 3 to advance.

Silence of the Baby!

There, Halloween has ended so by popular demand we have told the baby to STFU! I also want to thank BlueBomber for the baby flash, that was fun. We had a bloody good time at LANing Dead! With Outsider winning a free ride in a flashy van and a monthly VIP membership~! Remember everyone, signup here for Nov VIP membership only 40 bucks to be l33t, what are you waiting for?

The winner of the MAME 16 man double elimination Fighter triathalon was BlueBomber!! Way to go, and thanks for bringing down your Uber gaming setup. He then put his half price membership up for grabs as he owned the arcade system. the_Details walked with the second chance prize with Rancid finishing second! This was very well recieved so I am sure we will do this again in the not so distant future.

oOOOoooOOooOOooOooooOoOOoOoO --Making that funny noise with my throat and crawling down the stairs wearing a long black Halloween wig. Again BlueBomber gets a big thanks for bringing his import of Ju On (the Grude) 2. Creepy Stuff on the big screen. BTW BlueBomber was the official "sponsor" of LANing Dead now that I think of it.

Our 4am Scavenge in the Dark for a Z-Board was won by Hornet and Outsider. Hornet found a whopping 24 PC parts to pull ahead of the now Disgruntled Rancid who had 18. Watch yer back for a big yellow bus jamming Man o' War, Hornet! Outsider cut his way to a free Monthly Membership! Announcements coming soon for next Sponsored LAN and a forum contest. Be sure to Register in our forums if you haven't cause that's where all the action is at.